My next piece may or may not be about making sandwiches in under 30 seconds with the correct portion of meat (3 pieces), cheese (2), tomatoes (3), cucumbers (4), onion (12), lettuce (small handful), hot pepper (7) while slicing the bread exactly in half without dragging the knife so that the edges of the bread won’t cave in. But then again, I might decide to make a pizza after listening to this song…
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